Dream's Mysterium

Category: poet

  • Rapture

    The Rapture is coming!Just any day now!They’ve been saying for 2Millennia.They said it would come in the lives of the onesWho swore they believed itThose silly Romans.But he never came,But that don’t seem to botherThe Christians who worshipA crossNot the Father!

  • Saddam

    His name was not HusseinAnd he didn’t have a brainBut there he was with goldThat was never his to hold.It’s the US stealing resourcesThat’s all we ever doThey hung Saddam Hussein!They televised it too!

  • Politic

    If you think that politicsAre sexy and cool.Then go grab your pistol.We must have a duel.Ten paces and turnThen you’ll meet your GODSatan, that is.Let’s break the facade.

  • Juice

    They are taking US missiles and they’re dropping them on tents.That’s what the fucking Jews are doin’. What you think they meant? “I didn’t mean to hit you when they showed me where you were.” “I can’t really say, Yaweh. That day was such a blur.” Ten thousand excuses their religion gives to them.To be…

  • Twitter Poem

    I have a lot of these. It’s a shame not to share them. No one cares about them on Twitter.

  • A Man in Debt

    A man in debt cut off his ear. In debt, so no one wants him near. I wrote this poem to put right here. To entertain my friends, so dear. If you have cause to run away Then, tell me what the beast did say. I have to plan on rainy days Or else I’ll…

  • My poop smells like roses

    My breath smells like glueYes, I ate all my crayonsWhat else could I do??You didn’t need belt meAnd put me to shame.Just buy me more crayons,I’m hungry again! -based on a true story I don’t know how many of you also ate gross things that you definitely wouldn’t eat today like elmer’s glue and crayons…

  • Under the Propaganda

    I miss how simple life once wasUnder the propaganda.You could explain things to meI wouldn’t understand ya.For I knew everything alreadyAnd you didn’t have a clue.Eventually I’d come to findI’d much to learn from you!

  • No Title

    I used to know when it was raining It pattered down upon the roof Of tin, that covered my mother’s porch. It was all I needed for proof. Now I have few windows. This place is a lot like a cell. It hurts to live in such squalor But working for Rich people’s Hell.

  • Assailed

    I hurt so much I have to write. I do not wish another night Befall my future, soulless corpse. I’ve tried to live, and this is worse. The things that bring me joy cannot Prevent me from having these thoughts I tried so hard, alas, I failed. I couldn’t change a thing, assailed

  • a truth bomb

  • UNUSUAL SONNET

  • Christmas Eve With the In-Laws

    Twas the night before Christmas, For short, Christmas Eve. And I wish my in-laws would just fucking leave. My “dad” is a sadist, he’s prodding the cat With a fork and a spoon and a new baseball bat! The bat was a present I bought for the kid. The bastard unwrapped it and thinks that…

  • Are you longing for Autumn yet?

  • Today I Caught a Leprechaun

    Today I caught a leprechaun going through my trash i asked him for his pot o gold Just where was that thing stashed? He looked at me as if I was The Dumbest man on Earth. He said, “You haven’t the faintest clue How little I am worth!” If I had gold would I be…