Tag: poem

  • I Prefer Venus to a Penis

    Apollo might be handsome,But me? I prefer Aphrodite.You effort 12 short hours.But it takes 1.6 years.God is not external.It’s She who makes me mighty.She is my source of power.She is my balladeer.

  • Megalithic Buildings

    Megalithic BuildingsProb’ly used to have a ceilingIt’s absurd to build them out of thingsThat would preserve to survive today But maybe not the calendars they sorta needed starsTo tell the people when to plantSo, in Winter, no one starved.

  • Theoretical Billionaire

    You’re a theoretical billionaire? Well, so the heck am I! I might even own Tesla. or that might be a lie. It’s hard to even know for sure with all these things I say. “I make horseless chariots that drive themselves to Space!”

  • A Poem about Job

  • Keeping Promises

    I made a promise to a little boy, Blinded by the Sun, That since no one stood up for him, That I would be the one. And it seems to have been so easy for you To break that child’s trust, But I don’t utter empty oaths. So, keep this one, I must.

  • Benji,

    I know you need to hear this from someone,I’m sorry it has to be me: I’m so very proud of you.You’re doing very well.I know it’s hard to trust sometimes,But just set fucking sail.And trust the Lord will take care of you.Trust me: He likes a challenge.The more you trust,The more you receive.It’s life’s delicate…

  • Welcome to Babylon (There’s Cake)

    —a poem Hi, welcome to Babylon. I hope that you like cake. It’s all we seem to have at present. No, there’s no mistake. You are exactly where you’re meant to be. The decadence is real. We built this little feast for you, A last-ditch pitch/appeal. Just join us all on the darker side! Come…

  • Actors Act

    Actors act. It’s what they do. This one here Is lying too. Don’t be fooled. Just use your brain. Not too difficult  To explain. John Wilkes Booth (And Brando too) Were agents of The Crown, you fools!

  • Horse Milk

    A horse can make milk. Just give him a cow. At first he won’t know, But you’ll show him how. Then, that horse will never be Thirsty again. And you will save money  To spend on more men.

  • It’s pouring out of me right now

  • Inanna, Dear…

    Yo, Inanna.Been down here awhile—I’m not complaining.It’s just that Ereshkigal’s mad.And it will not stop raining.So if you could, just drop back inAnd sort of let me out.I’ll do your bidding from now on.You won’t even have to shout. Let me illustrate how utterly worthless spellcheck is for me. It made me google Inanna just…

  • Europa

    Europa, raped by a damned cow? Where is your ‘Zeus’ right now? In fact I saw him moments ago. I bathed in His bright glow. But why must you insist on claiming, Our Lord was so damn rapey? You’re just describing your asses. That fact does not escape me.

  • Showing Up

    They marred the City of Angels. They must not believe in Karma. Me? I know better than to. Alas, but this is Dharma.

  • Cosmic Law

    Cosmic law says usury is wrong. And you don’t have to pay it. Even though the bankers say it. There are no banks that belong to the people. Just cells full of paper, with invisible steeples. It’s insane to me that we have so many examples of how the modern banking system is straight-up illegal…

  • Moon-Eyed People

    Where in the world do you think light is going?Why do you think it has speed?Why would anyone lie about this?(Hint: it’s about insatiable greed.)It really doesn’t have that far to go!Look up at the sky at the Sun!Does it really look 91 million away?Then why on Earth does it burn?Moon-eyed peopleDon’t have to learn.…