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Fate
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Pickle Ball
I was playing pickup pickle ball for quarters in a gymWas playing my friend Eli who claimed to friends that He was “Him.”I thought he must mean God so I said,“Brother. Me too.We’re all essentially siblings we’re theSame thing me and you.”He acted real confused and then he said he’d beat my ass.I played him…
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A Cure for Vampirism
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A Shakespearean Sonnet For the Awakened
I want to write a sonnet so I will.I’ll write it just like Shakespeare but the subjectWill be a little different I fear .I’ll bear my soul and make my feelings public. And whomever authored Shakespeare—he felt too.If only propaganda for The Crown.A man must feel so deeply to pursueSuch matters of the heart, however…
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A Quote From Me
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Sort of Like a God

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Lunatic
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C.I.A. Attention
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Sheepherder
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My Spider Plant Went Loco
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A Story about a Witch

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Jesus Take the Wheel is Real

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Twitter Poetry For Woe is Me
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Wake Up Rip!
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A Factual Story I have about Brian Eno
Was running from the Cops one dayIn Brian Eno’s hood.I had no other place to goSo I ran through his woods.And ran up to the gated entrancePressing on the key.“I’m running from the Cops, Mr. Eno.Please come rescue me.”Minutes later he emerged.The sight was sort of odd.He said, “I’ll bore you all to death with…
