I wrote a song for you today

It’s a rather tragic tale

About a man named Ahab

And a damned elusive whale

Or was it Ashenputel 

With her friendly woodland friends

They got her to the Ball and then 

They did it once again.

Or shall we talk about the Jew

Whose trapped up in the thorns?

No, that story’s racsit and

Deserving of your scorn.