I used the Force to Curse My Dog

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I spent entirely too long making this.

I used the force to curse my dog.

He kind of pissed me off.

He said that he was done with me

And tried to wander off.

I said something that I regret

About how the Mayans used to eat them.

I mean, those are facts. What can I do?

It’s not like I would beat him.


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