Musings of the Mad

“What are those shoes bro?”
“Oh, these are the new Jordans.”
“Why are you wearing those bro?”
“Oh, because Michael Jordan wears them—
He’s a basketball player.”
“Dude. Michael Jordan is an entrepreneur. HE’S SIXTY-TWO YEARS OLD!”
“…”
“They aren’t going to make you hoop better bro.”