How old were you when you realized KISS members wear all that makeup on account they are all butt-ugly? And when you realized that's why Slash wears shades? I'm only kidding. He wears shades to hide his reptilian eyes.— Dream PhD (@PoisonIceCream1) August 14, 2025
How old were you when you realized KISS members wear all that makeup on account they are all butt-ugly? And when you realized that's why Slash wears shades? I'm only kidding. He wears shades to hide his reptilian eyes.
I’m only half-joking. But which half I’m joking about I’ll let you determine.
Benjamin Stone
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