The Feds used to use Fantasia to ‘Monarch’ little kids out and program them to become actors and role players, politicians, royals.

Know what used to be made out of holly wood? Those broomsticks they made up stories about witches using to apply ‘flying ointment to their vajay-jays. As if they couldn’t just use their freaking hands! Mercy. I saw a witch fly like that one time. She went somewhere else and I just sat there and watched her lifeless body. It wasn’t very long, at least to me, but to her she said it felt like hours. Soaring.