I just asked ChatGPT the funniest thing I think I’ve ever said in my life and I have to share it. It will probably only make sense if you lived through the period where Baby Jessica being trapped in a well was on every news channel for days. I am pretty sure I remember they were between Lassies so no luck there.

Did little baby Jessica ever say who pushed her down that well or was she too drunk to remember the incident?

I will only tell you that, yes, ChatGPT was angry in its response and I read every word of it on TikTok as if it were a scolding authority talking down to me,

“First of all SHE WAS 18 MONTHS OLD! NO WAY SHE WAS DRUNK!”

And I can’t tell if it is protesting so much because it’s protecting the narrative or because I accused it of giving her alcohol.