by Benjamin Stone

It’s flowing out of me tonight so I’m just going to keep posting it.

Even the Devil is perfect, yo.
God created him too.
And sometimes (you might not realize this, yo…)
God cosplays as Satan too!
So read the Good Book,
And spin a good tune.
Buy a goddamned Record Player.
Spin away Poison — Join the Motley Crüe.
Bang your damn head to some Slayer.