I know an evil witch
Who runs a fucking coven.
She threatens little children
With broiling in her oven.
And they all thought she had the pow’r
But I knew fucking better.
So I broke out her fucking house,
And scribbled this here letter.

You think Hansel would have made it without Gretel?
Nope. Not at all. MF would be a cooked damn goose.

Would Frodo have been able to make it to Mount Doom without Sam?

NO! But here’s the real secret — he wouldn’t have made it without Gollum either. Hell, Gollum was who actually destroyed the ring in the end himself! He coveted it so much, it was his own downfall. And where is Frodo? The damn Grey Havens y’all. Chilling with Gandalf.

Behind EVERY successful man is an INFINITELY powerful woman. Never forget that. Those who do, suffer for it.

It will be Halloween soon. My unbirthday. All Hallow’s (Holies) Eve. The night before All Saints Day. Both are the same concept. They try and confuse us. We have Christmas Eve and Christmas, but this is intentionally obscuring our holy-days. Pharisees did this. Men who forgot you need a woman in your life to run shit. Men are just supposed to do that work, y’all. Joseph was just a carpenter.

Prior to 1884 most of the world started the day at Sunset. So eves were particularly important in our holy rituals and celebrations.

Gotta get back to that.

Love you.

-Benjamin Stone