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Oops!
“Oops, I had an accident…”No, you fucking didin’t.Everything is destined, bro.Nothing’s incidental.Don’t dismiss the meaning, bean.Learn the fucking lesson.Understand your karma, fool.Everything is destined.
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Demolish
You’ve broken me downBut you won’t build me up.Tell me what structureI’ve left to demolish.I know I’m a star, Mom.Right you damn are.I just require your polish.
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I Love You
Good Lord, your hair’s a mess!You’re gorgeous when you smile.Jesus, what an ugly dress!I’d walk with you for miles.Your anger at me burns, My Love—I love you when you’re angry.This fucking trip has taken forever—I know we’ll get to Shangri.And when we get there we can collapse.The Word says we can rest.And no matter what…
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No Navigator…
The best advice that anyone has given me to get through this is: “Cry a lot.”And I do. As much as my nervous system will allow, which is not much. So, when I feel a cry coming on, it’s immediate gratitude.And I noticed something else: the sensation of a yawn or a sneeze coming on…
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Mr. Millionaire
Hello, Mr. Millionaire.Why are you complaining?The Sun is sure to come, My Son—So what, right now it’s raining?You know you are destined to haveJoy.It’s encoded in your soul.Encoded right in who you are.You just release control.You won’t let them take anythingThey couldn’t if they tried.They already did! And shit! You hid!You just journeyed inside.And they…
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Romans 1:17
Romans 1:17
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The Descent
Oh, shit! I had to descend,
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The One?
Why are you complaining when You came down here for this?
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John? JOHN?
I see that you are lost at sea Come sail away with me.
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Ranting about a Rave
I’m going to rant, because I need to. You don’t have to agree or even read this if you do not want to.
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You Cannot Get a Head
You cannot get lost If you don’t know where you’re going,
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Exit Stage Left
I agreed to play Your Romeo On stage to entertain. But when the whole thing started, Juliet went insane.
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The Sound of Sirens
I heard Sirens So I ran. You can’t catch me!
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Advice to a Brat
“Listen when I order you around!”
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If You Parents Don’t Shut Up Right Now, I’ll Turn This Spout Around!
Winnie-the-Boop climbed up the flagpole, hung his Juliet T-shirt at the top, climbed back down and then noticed the halyard.