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Stuck in these wily, windy moors

It’s really fucking stupid that you’reDressed like fucking Cupid.How foolish do you think I am?Those wings must be glued-on! Why are you pointing arrows at me?Go aim at a sparrow!My heart belongs to no oneAnd I do not like the dawn. I’ll just sleep-in foreverIf you don’t mind.You won’t severMy connection to the personI think…
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Shrouded in Mystery
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Modern Idiocy comes in the form of Illiteracy
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Funny Poem
I wrote this yesterday and read it on TikTok. Several people commented on it. Someone asked if I was Tim Robinson. I’ll link the Tok. I just won an Emmy.Who gave it to me? Timmy.He’s hosting these awards in his garageWhere we are swimming.In an inflatable pool.The service here is cruel.I just ordered hors d’oeuvres.…
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I Appreciate You All So Much
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Sir Cumference

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One

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Careful With Those Powers…

